Is a dynamic person...

She is the only person I know that will cuss out her mailman, stab her sister, smash a car to bits with a baseball bat but is afraid to drive on the interstate.

Loves to tell me about her day...

She calls and tells me about the most random and irrelevant facts of her day. She forgets that I'm not from my husband's hometown and don't know "Betsy" or "louann" or their annoying kids.

Loves some bling...

She owns a wide variety of bedazzled cat jewelry and trinkets...

Loves admiring her grandkids

She loves great pics of her grandkids. Too bad she has never liked a SINGLE picture we have ever sent her. I am starting to just mail her pictures of their feet to really piss her off.

Wants to make sure her grandkids are healthy...

She constantly mailing me articles on how to feed my kids appropriately. Always makes my day. o_O

Is frugal...

She almost cries when we inform her that the coupons she has mailed us have been expired for 6 months.

Is in touch with her community....

Had an anxiety attack and was sent to the hospital for getting in a one-sided argument with her mail man.... She also forgot the number to dial in case of an emergency. (That's 9-1-1 for those of you have lived under a rock your entire life.)

Is an avid movie critic....

She called us talking about the "apple pie" movie... She was referring to American Reunion.

Really loves felines...

She found a group of kittens that she is nursing and she is nice enough to let them talk to my husband on the phone when she calls....